Quotes

Movie quotes, book quotes, people quotes... These are a few of my favorites.
Note: after reading these, you might think my family is really mean. In truth, we just tease those we love :)

"I'm going to eat a hamburger. Well I'm going to eat TWO! My two are going to be bigger! Well I'm going to have a whole sonic! My sonic is going to be bigger than yours! As big as a castle!! And I'm going to have a helicopter that bombs your sonic down!!!" --of course, DAd (an example of "idle chatter")
"Than Kota would stand at the door and be like , 'can someone play with me?'" --Stormy, deciding the good and bad parts of doing a good job at drowning lessons.
Jesus did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written. ~John (21:25)
From the rising of the sun to the going down of the same, the LORDS name is to be praised. ~Psalm 113:3
"He must become greater; I must become less" ~John (3:30)
Do not forget to show hopitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it. ~Hebrews 13:2
"Get the pencil out of your nose, and give it to your sister!" --Mom :)
"Anglish" --Kota


"YOUR DAUGHTER!" -- Mom, talking to dad. I usually get called his daugter.... go figure!
"Why do all the girls here have to be so pretty?!" --Brynley
Dad- "did you here Sam's two cents?"
Mom- "no, what was it?"
Dad- "well it wasn't really two cents, it was more like..."
Tyler- "half a cent!"
Dad- "no, actually it probably left her in debt."


"Get the pencil out of your nose, and give it to your sister!" --Mom
(Mom doing history with Sam, Storm, and Kota)
Mom: "Has anybody heard of Manasseh?"
Kota: "YES YES!"
Mom: "Who is that Kota?"
Kota: "Aren't they the guys who sent people into space?"
Mom (cracks up laughing): "No, that's Nasa!"

 "So tell me, how does it feel going through life as a mindless twit?"--Daddy
"If you fall, I'll be there" --Floor
"Give thanks to the the LORD for He is good,
His love endures forever." --Psalm 136:1
"Po- the day you were selected as the dragon warrior was the worst, most awful day of my life" *shiver* --Kung Fu Panda 2
"My hand has a headache!" --Kota
"Oh gladness!"--Stormy
"When we've been there ten thousand years, bright shining as the sun, we've no less days to sing God's praise, than when we first begun!" --Amazing Grace
"And had nothing on her feet except for a pair of socks and two shoes."--Lemony Snicket
"And began to speak in a voice that reminded me distinctly of her own."--Lemony Snicket
"Your not going to like it. 42"--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Clucker- twitter for chickens"--Mr. Schroeder
"The day after yesterday..."-- Kota
"ok, c'mon. I would want my family to come through safe and all, but it would be really cool to have your house ripped off the top while you were in the basement. That would be such a neat experience for our kids!" --Dad
"Stupid cat bit me" --Isaiah
"You're annoying" --Dad
"I wasn't actually chewing on my glove!" --Mom
Me- "dad, why if there is no pine or apple in pineapple, is it called pineapple?"
Dad- "Well you see, it was the vikings who originally found the island where pineapples are native, and they just saw them on the ground and figured they were from some huge pine tree. They had so many conifers were they came from. They figured out that they were edible, so they named them pineapples."
Mom- "Notice he did not start that with 'this is a true statement'"
"Almost only counts in handcuffs and horseshoes!" --Kota
(talking to me) "you're annoying" --DAd
"It's got like a t-rex inside it, it has so many bytes" (talking about gigs) --Dad

"I know a man, who had a fall two months ago, so I can't go to the ball tonight."--Cynthia Kirkpatrick, "Wives and Daughters"
"A look of sympathy, failed to cross either of Zaphod's (sp?) faces"--"Hithchhiker

's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Too much honey is not good for us"--Stormy

"I hate shopping"--Sam
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"--Lemony Snicket's "The Latke who couldn't Stop Screaming"
"It's Christmas Eve's Eve"--Eli

"I can not brain today, I has the dumbs!" --Avery
(Mom, on the way home, late at night) "WHAT are all these cars doing out? They should be home in bed!! (in a melancholy voice) Go home, little blue car!"
 "I am the one ring, beautiful and irresistible to all mankind!" --Avery
"You get the praise, I don't have to think, life is good!" --Mom
"You make weird stuff. Like cookies, with squash." --Kota

Mom: "It's just tease Justin day!"
Emmaline, muttering: "And Emmaline..."
"My favorite part was watching Bethany run into a trash can!" --Mrs. Owens
"The he put the cake in the she's mouth, and the she put the cake in the he's mouth!"--Thomas
"When you guys are all moved out, I'm gonna stay here and not move out!" --Kota